I am a student at the Hogwarts School of Perl Magic. I take some complementary classes including Linuxology, Theoritmancy, Care of Hypertext Creatures and Cascading Spell Sheets. My favourite subjects are the arcane art of Mixing Regex Potions and Study of Magic Variables. I tell my muggle parents I'm studying physics.

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